Turns out you *can* milk a cactus — if you’re okay with mild hallucinations and a prickly aftertaste. Local cow Moozart says, “It’s weird, but it’s wet.”
Sixteen sticks of Juicy Fruit and a dream. That’s all Billy needed to reach low earth orbit. NASA has not commented, but they did chew on the idea.
If you’ve ever tried to organize 24 cows into a single PowerPoint presentation, this guide is for you. Moo flowcharts included.
This DIY project launches pasta at over 200mph. Perfect for food fights, dinner parties, or high-speed lasagna delivery.
Welcome to Moo Moo Town — where the grass is fresh, the laws are enforced by sheepdogs, and the mayor is a Holstein named Doris.