🔍 Moo Moo McSecond

Cow Mascot

đź“° Moo Moo News

How to Milk a Cactus

Turns out you *can* milk a cactus — if you’re okay with mild hallucinations and a prickly aftertaste. Local cow Moozart says, “It’s weird, but it’s wet.”

Build a Spaceship with Gum

Sixteen sticks of Juicy Fruit and a dream. That’s all Billy needed to reach low earth orbit. NASA has not commented, but they did chew on the idea.

Moo Management 101

If you’ve ever tried to organize 24 cows into a single PowerPoint presentation, this guide is for you. Moo flowcharts included.

Ultimate Spaghetti Launcher

This DIY project launches pasta at over 200mph. Perfect for food fights, dinner parties, or high-speed lasagna delivery.

Guide to Moo Moo Town

Welcome to Moo Moo Town — where the grass is fresh, the laws are enforced by sheepdogs, and the mayor is a Holstein named Doris.